Shrimp, don't simp! - BJJ Hoodie
Shrimp, don't simp! - BJJ Hoodie
This sassy yet cute jiu jitsu hoodie is the ultimate fuck boy repellant. As uncomfortable as bad pick-up lines can be, this unique piece of BJJ gear will make up for it with extra softness and its plush feel.
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Looking for jiu jitsu gifts or above-named qualities just make you want to share them with your BJJ besties? This hoodie is the perfect match!
- A thick blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester make for durability and an extra comfy time on the couch or wherever you choose to wear this martial arts merch.
SIZES
are to be found on the Jiu Jitsu Hoodies category page.
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Sizes
Jiu Jitsu Hoodies
Imperial |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Length, in |
27.2 |
28 |
29.1 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
31.9 |
33.1 |
33.9 |
Width, in |
20.1 |
22.1 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
29.9 |
31.9 |
33.9 |
Sleeve length from centre back, in |
33 |
34 |
35 |
36 |
37 |
38 |
39 |
40 |
Metric |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Length, cm |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
Width, cm |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
Sleeve length from centre back, cm |
83.8 |
86.4 |
88.9 |
91.4 |
94 |
96.5 |
99.1 |
101.6 |
Jiu Jitsu Sweatshirts
Imperial |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
Sleeve length, in |
20 |
21 |
22 |
23 |
24 |
25 |
26 |
27 |
Metric |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, cm |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76.2 |
81.3 |
86.4 |
Length, cm |
68.6 |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.7 |
81.3 |
83.8 |
86.4 |
Sleeve length, cm |
50.8 |
53.4 |
55.9 |
58.4 |
61 |
63.5 |
66.1 |
68.6 |
Jiu Jitsu Shirts
Imperial |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
16.5 |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
Sleeve length, in |
8.6 |
8.9 |
9.2 |
9.5 |
9.7 |
10 |
10.4 |
10.8 |
Metric |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, cm |
41.9 |
45.7 |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76.2 |
Length, cm |
68.6 |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.8 |
81.3 |
83.8 |
86.3 |
Sleeve length, cm |
21.9 |
22.6 |
23.3 |
24.0 |
24.7 |
25.4 |
26.4 |
27.4 |
Ultra-Cotton BJJ Shirts
Imperial |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
18.5 |
20.5 |
22.5 |
24.5 |
26.5 |
28.5 |
30.5 |
32.5 |
Length, in |
28.5 |
29.5 |
30.5 |
31.5 |
32.5 |
33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
Sleeve length, in |
7.0 |
7.5 |
8.0 |
8.4 |
8.9 |
9.8 |
10.2 |
10.8 |
Metric |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, cm |
47.0 |
52.1 |
57.2 |
62.2 |
67.3 |
72.4 |
77.5 |
82.6 |
Length, cm |
72.4 |
74.9 |
77.5 |
80.0 |
82.6 |
85.1 |
87.6 |
90.2 |
Sleeve length, cm |
17.8 |
19.0 |
20.3 |
21.3 |
22.5 |
24.8 |
26.0 |
27.3 |
BJJ Shirts 3.0
Inches |
Width |
Length |
Sleeves |
S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
CM |
Width |
Length |
Sleeves |
S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
BJJ Shirts 4.0
Imperial (in) |
Length |
Chest |
Sleeves |
S |
27 ¼ |
19 ¼ |
8 ⅛ |
M |
28 ¼ |
20 ½ |
8 ½ |
L |
29 ⅛ |
21 ¾ |
8 ⅞ |
XL |
29 ⅞ |
22 ¾ |
8 ⅞ |
2XL |
30 ¾ |
24 |
9 ¼ |
Metric (cm) |
Length |
Chest |
Sleeves |
S |
69 |
49 |
20.6 |
M |
71.9 |
52 |
21.6 |
L |
74 |
55.1 |
22.6 |
XL |
76 |
58 |
22.6 |
2XL |
78 |
61 |
23.6 |
BJJ Shirts 5.0
Imperial (in) |
Length |
Width |
S |
29 |
19 ½ |
M |
30 |
21 ½ |
L |
31 |
23 ½ |
XL |
31 ½ |
25 ½ |
2XL |
33 |
27 ½ |
Metric (cm) |
Length |
Width |
S |
73.7 |
49.5 |
M |
76.2 |
54.6 |
L |
78.7 |
59.7 |
XL |
80 |
64.8 |
2XL |
83.8 |
69.9 |
BJJ Dad Hats
Imperial (in) |
A |
B |
C |
D |
One size |
20 ½-23 ½ |
4 ½ |
2 ⅞ |
7 ⅛ |
Metric (cm) |
A |
B |
C |
D |
One size |
52-59.7 |
11.5 |
7.4 |
18 |
Pastel BJJ Dad Hats
Imperial (in) |
A |
B |
C |
D |
One Size |
19 ¾ - 23 ⅝ |
4 ¾ |
2 ¾ |
7 |
Metric (cm) |
A |
B |
C |
D |
One Size |
50-60 |
12 |
7 |
17.8 |
BJJ Bucket Hats
Imperial (in) |
A |
B |
C |
One size |
22 ½ |
3 ¼ |
2 |
Metric (cm) |
A |
B |
C |
One size |
57.2 |
8.4 |
5 |
BJJ Sweatpants
Imperial (in) |
Waist |
Stride Length |
XS |
28 |
28 |
S |
30 |
29 |
M |
32 |
30 |
L |
34 |
31 |
XL |
36 |
32 |
2XL |
38 |
33 |
Metric (cm) |
Waist |
Stride Length |
XS |
71.1 |
71.1 |
S |
76.2 |
73.7 |
M |
81.3 |
76.2 |
L |
86.4 |
78.7 |
XL |
91.4 |
81.3 |
2XL |
96.5 |
83.8 |
BJJ Baby Suits
Imperial |
NB (0-3M) |
6M |
12M |
18M |
24M |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
7.3 |
8.7 |
10 |
11 |
12 |
Length, in |
11.5 |
12.5 |
13.5 |
14.5 |
15.5 |
Sleeve length, in |
2.5 |
2.8 |
3 |
3.2 |
3.5 |
Metric |
NB (0-3M) |
6M |
12M |
18M |
24M |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, cm |
18.6 |
22 |
25.4 |
28 |
30.5 |
Length, cm |
29.1 |
31.7 |
34.3 |
36.8 |
39.4 |
Sleeve length, cm |
6.4 |
7 |
7.6 |
8.2 |
8.9 |
BJJ Mugs
Imperial |
11oz |
---|---|
Height, in |
3.7 |
Diameter, in |
3.2 |
Metric |
0,33l |
---|---|
Height, cm |
9.5 |
Diameter, cm |
8 |